YOU SAID:
Nice cow, want some weed?
INTO JAPANESE
いい牛、雑草が欲しい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you want good cows and weeds?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは良い牛と雑草が欲しいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you want good cows and weeds?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.