YOU SAID:
New York's mother, Michelle, told Deelishis that her posterior was so large that she was capable of moving her bowels for an entire year.
INTO JAPANESE
ニューヨークの母、ミシェルは、彼女の後方だった彼女が全体の年の彼女の腸を動かすことができる非常に大きい Deelishis を言った。
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