YOU SAID:
never, this will never work
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決して、これは決して機能しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By no means this never works
INTO JAPANESE
決してこれは決して機能しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This never works
INTO JAPANESE
これは決して機能しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This never works
That didn't even make that much sense in English.