YOU SAID:
never staple a dorito chip past midnight
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中過ぎにドリトチップをホチキス止めしない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not staple the Dorito chip after midnight
INTO JAPANESE
深夜以降にドリトチップをホチキス止めしないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not staple the Dorito chip after midnight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.