YOU SAID:
never slap an albatross on the beak
INTO JAPANESE
くちばしにアホウドリを叩かないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not hit the albatross on the beak
INTO JAPANESE
くちばしの上でアホウドリを打たないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not hit the albatross on the beak
That's deep, man.