YOU SAID:
never once have i been in japan without recently having had a burrito.
INTO JAPANESE
最近ブリトーを受けたことがなく一度が日本にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Having recently had a burrito but once you are in Japan.
INTO JAPANESE
日本にいる最近が、かつてブリトーを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Japan recently have former Burrito.
INTO JAPANESE
日本で最近旧ブリトーがあります。
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In Japan these days old-Burrito.
INTO JAPANESE
日本ではこれらの日の古いブリトー。
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Old burritos these days in Japan.
INTO JAPANESE
日本の古いブリトーこれらの日。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Old Japan burritos these days.
INTO JAPANESE
古い日本のブリートこれらの日。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Old Japan burritos these days.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.