YOU SAID:

Never jump straight out of a window, put yourself on a donkey.

INTO JAPANESE

窓からまっすぐ飛び出さず、ロバに身を置いてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not jump straight out of the window, please put yourself in the ass.

INTO JAPANESE

窓からまっすぐ飛び出さず、お尻に身を置いてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not jump straight out of the window, please put yourself in the butt.

INTO JAPANESE

窓からまっすぐ飛び出さないで、自分をバットに入れてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not jump straight out of the window, please put yourself in the bat.

INTO JAPANESE

窓からまっすぐ飛び出さず、バットに乗ってください。

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Do not jump straight out of the window, please get on the bat.

INTO JAPANESE

窓からまっすぐ飛び出さず、バットに乗ってください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not jump straight out of the window, please get on the bat.