YOU SAID:

Never in the history of existence have I felt as though my life or safety was in jeopardy when driving through the West Bottoms, due to erratic behavior by Johnson County soccer moms and or tweaked out crackheads.

INTO JAPANESE

存在の歴史は絶対に持っている思いを私の生命や安全西ボトムス, ジョンソン郡サッカーママによって動作が不安定のため運転するときは危険にあった銃声で目覚めるアウト調整や。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And tweaked out waking up in the gunfire were in danger when driving because of erratic behavior and history of existence by the Johnson County soccer moms in my life and safety West bottoms, I absolutely have to.

INTO JAPANESE

私は絶対にする必要がある西底私の生命と安全にジョンソン郡サッカーのお母さんによって動作が不安定との存在の歴史のため運転するとき危険にあった銃声の目覚めを微調整します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I absolutely need to fine-tune the awakening of the gunshot which was dangerous when driving for the history of the existence with unsteady movement and action by the Johnson County football mother to the West Bottom my life and safety.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョンソン郡のフットボールの母親の不安定な動きと行動の存在の歴史のために私の人生と安全を西ボトムに運転する際に危険だった砲撃の目覚めを微調整する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For Johnson County football mothers' unstable movement and the history of existence of action there is a need to fine-tune the awakening of the bombardment that was dangerous in driving my life and safety to the West Bottom.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョンソン郡のフットボールの母親の不安定な動きと行動の歴史のために、私の人生と安全をWest Bottomにもたらす危険な爆撃の目覚めを微調整する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For Johnson County's football mothers' unstable movements and behavioral history, we need to tweak the dangerous bombing awakening that brings my life and security to the West Bottom.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョンソン郡のフットボールの母親の不安定な動きや行動の歴史のために、私たちは人生と安全を西ボトムにもたらしてくれる危険な爆発目覚ましを調整する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Due to the unstable movements and behavioral history of Johnson County football mothers, we need to adjust the dangerous explosion alarm that brings life and safety to the West Bottom.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョンソン郡のフットボールの母親の不安定な動きと行動歴のために、私たちは人生と安全をWest Bottomにもたらす危険な爆発警報を調整する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Due to the unstable movement and behavioral history of Johnson County football mothers, we need to adjust the dangerous explosion warning that brings life and safety to West Bottom.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョンソン郡のフットボールの母親の不安定な動きと行動歴のため、私たちはWest Bottomに命と安全をもたらす危険な爆発の警告を調整する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Due to the unstable movement and behavioral history of Johnson County football mothers, we need to coordinate the dangerous explosion warning that brings life and safety to West Bottom.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョンソン郡のフットボールの母親の不安定な動きと行動歴のため、私たちはWest Bottomに命と安全をもたらす危険な爆発の警告を調整する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Due to the unstable movement and behavioral history of Johnson County football mothers, we need to coordinate the dangerous explosion warning that brings life and safety to West Bottom.