YOU SAID:
Never in a million years would I expect to find someone as stupid as a water horse in the rain.
INTO JAPANESE
100万年後には、雨の中で水の馬のように愚かな人を見つけることは決して期待しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In a million years, you will never expect to find a man as stupid as a water horse in the rain.
INTO JAPANESE
100万年後には、雨の中で水の馬のように愚かな男を見つけることは決して期待しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In a million years, you will never expect to find a man as stupid as a water horse in the rain.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.