YOU SAID:
Never have I ever seen such a dumb hat.
INTO JAPANESE
そんなものは未だかつて見たことがない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never have I seen such a thing.
INTO JAPANESE
そんなものは未だかつて見たことがない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never have I seen such a thing.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.