YOU SAID:
Never fight with the pig. Son, I believe that love is a pig.
INTO JAPANESE
決して豚と戦う。息子が大好きな豚だと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never fight with a pig. I think the pig loves his son.
INTO JAPANESE
決して豚と戦う。私はブタが彼の息子を愛していると思います。
Come on, you can do better than that.