YOU SAID:
never climb a bearded lizard
INTO JAPANESE
ひげのついたトカゲを登ることは決してない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I never climb a bearded lizard
INTO JAPANESE
私はひげのついたトカゲを登ることは決してありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I never climb a bearded lizard
That didn't even make that much sense in English.