YOU SAID:
Neck beards eat waffles at noon.
INTO JAPANESE
首のひげは、正午でワッフルを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Neck shave, eat waffles at noon.
INTO JAPANESE
首のひげをそる、正午にワッフルを食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At noon you neck shave, eat waffles.
INTO JAPANESE
正午では、ひげをそるの首、ワッフルを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat waffles, neck shave at noon.
INTO JAPANESE
正午首ひげをそるワッフルを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat waffles neck shave at noon.
INTO JAPANESE
正午首ひげをそるワッフルを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat waffles neck shave at noon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.