YOU SAID:
Nani? sore wa chigau yo, Kagami!
INTO JAPANESE
ナニ?痛わちがうよ、鏡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nani? It hurts, mirror!
INTO JAPANESE
ナニ?痛い、鏡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nani? It hurts, the mirror!
INTO JAPANESE
ナニ?痛い、鏡!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nani? It hurts, the mirror!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.