YOU SAID:
Myself solemnly sworn this myself am upon to don't well.
INTO JAPANESE
私自身はこれを厳粛に宣誓し、体調が悪いことに頼っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I myself solemnly swear this and rely on my poor health.
INTO JAPANESE
私自身はこれを厳粛に誓い、体調不良を頼りにしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I personally solemnly swear this and count on my poor health.
INTO JAPANESE
私はこれを個人的に厳粛に宣誓し、私の体調不良を頼りにしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I personally solemnly swear this and count on my poor health.
Well done, yes, well done!