YOU SAID:
My wig flew because of the tea sis
INTO JAPANESE
茶 sis のため私のかつらが飛んでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please my wig fly because of tea sis.
INTO JAPANESE
私のかつらはお茶のために飛んでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wig should fly for tea.
INTO JAPANESE
私のかつらは茶のために飛ぶべきです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wig should fly for tea.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.