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my wife went to the store to buy food for dinner. when she came home i found out she bought vegan bacon so i beat her and went to jail but don't worry so did she.

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妻は夕食の食べ物を買いに店に行きました。彼女が家に帰ったとき、私は彼女がビーガンベーコンを買ったのを知ったので、私は彼女を殴り、刑務所に行きましたが、心配しないでください。

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My wife went to the store to buy food for dinner. When she got home, I found out she bought vegan bacon, so I hit her and went to jail, but don't worry.

INTO JAPANESE

妻は夕食の食べ物を買いに店に行きました。彼女が家に帰ったとき、彼女がビーガンベーコンを買ったのを知ったので、私は彼女を殴って刑務所に行きましたが、心配しないでください。

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My wife went to the store to buy food for dinner. When she got home, I found out she bought vegan bacon, so I hit her and went to jail, but don't worry.