YOU SAID:
my wife was going to tell a joke about domestic abuse. I beat her to it
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は家庭内虐待について冗談を言っていた。私は彼女にそれを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife was joking about family abuse. I hit it on her
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は家族虐待について冗談を言っていました。私は彼女にそれを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife was joking about family abuse. I hit it on her
Well done, yes, well done!