YOU SAID:
My wife took the kids, i will now proceed to crab rave
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は子供たちを連れて行きました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife brought the children.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は子供を連れて来ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife brought a child.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は子供を連れて来ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife brought a child.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.