YOU SAID:
My wife shot me and now I see jesus
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は私を撃ちました、そして今私はイエスを見ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife shot me, and now I see Jesus
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は私を撃ちました、そして今私はイエスを見ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife shot me, and now I see Jesus
That didn't even make that much sense in English.