YOU SAID:
My wife says I drink too much beer during the week I think she could use a little bit more alcohol in her life I also enjoy smoking weed and eating chips
INTO JAPANESE
妻は、私が平日にビールを飲みすぎていると言います。人生でもう少しアルコールを摂取してもよいと思います。大麻を吸ったり、ポテトチップスを食べたりするのも楽しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife says I drink too much beer on weekdays. I think it's okay to have a little more alcohol in your life. I also enjoy smoking cannabis and eating potato chips.
INTO JAPANESE
妻は私が平日にビールを飲みすぎると言っています。生活の中でもう少しお酒があってもいいと思います。大麻を吸ったりポテトチップスを食べるのも好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife says I drink too much beer on weekdays. I think it's okay to have a little more alcohol in your life. I also like smoking cannabis and eating potato chips.
INTO JAPANESE
妻は私が平日にビールを飲みすぎると言っています。生活の中でもう少しお酒があってもいいと思います。大麻を吸うこととポテトチップスを食べることも好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife says I drink too much beer on weekdays. I think it's okay to have a little more alcohol in your life. I also like smoking cannabis and eating potato chips.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.