YOU SAID:
My wife lost her eyebrow to the razor and now she will not divorce me. What do I do?
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻はかみそりに眉毛を失い、今、彼女は私と離婚しません。どうしようか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife lost her eyebrows on the razor and now she won't divorce me. What should we do?
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻はかみそりに眉毛を失い、今、彼女は私と離婚しません。私たちは何をすべきか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife lost her eyebrows on the razor and now she won't divorce me. What should we do?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.