YOU SAID:

My wife left for a work trip so me and the boys be playin Fortnite with the ali a dinosaur from ohio so I am gonna barf on them and leave their reboot cards in risky reels.

INTO JAPANESE

妻が出張に出かけたので、私と男の子たちはオハイオ州の恐竜アリと一緒に Fortnite で遊んでいるので、私は彼らにバーフを言い、再起動カードを危険なリールに残します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife has gone on a business trip and me and the boys are playing Fortnite with Ohio Dinosaur Ali, so I say barf to them and leave the reboot card on the dangerous reels.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻は出張に行っており、私と男の子はオハイオ恐竜アリとフォートナイトをプレイしているので、私は彼らにバーフを言って、危険なリールに再起動カードを残します.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife is on a business trip and me and the boys are playing Fortnite with Ohio Dinosaur Ali, so I say barf to them and leave the reboot card on the dangerous reels.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻は出張中で、私と男の子はオハイオ恐竜アリとフォートナイトをプレイしているので、私は彼らにバーフを言い、リブートカードを危険なリールに残します.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife is on a business trip and me and the boys are playing Fortnite with Ohio Dinosaur Ali, so I say barf to them and leave the reboot card on the dangerous reels.