YOU SAID:
My wife just told me that our kids drew a pony on the highway so a car ran over them.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は、私たちの子供たちが高速道路にポニーを描いたので、車が彼らの上を走ったと私に言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife told me that the car ran over them as our kids drew ponies on the highway.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は、私たちの子供たちが高速道路でポニーを引いたときに車が彼らの上を走ったと私に言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife told me that the car ran over them when our kids pulled ponies on the highway.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は、私たちの子供たちが高速道路でポニーを引っ張ったときに車が彼らの上を走ったと私に言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife told me that a car ran over them when our kids pulled ponies on the highway.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は、私たちの子供たちが高速道路でポニーを引っ張ったときに車が彼らの上を走ったと私に言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife told me that a car ran over them when our kids pulled ponies on the highway.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.