YOU SAID:

My wife is the worst wife and stole a whole sippy of my coke and I wanted that sippy and xi's a big old booty.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻は最悪の妻であり、私のコーラの全体のシッピーを盗んだと私はそのシッピーとxiの大きな古い戦利品を望んでいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife was the worst wife and stole a whole sippy of my coke and I wanted that sippy and xi big old booty.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻は最悪の妻だったし、私のコーラの全体のシッピーを盗んだし、私はそのシッピーとxi大きな古い戦利品を望んでいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife was the worst wife and stole a whole sippy of my coke and I wanted that sippy and xi big old booty.