YOU SAID:

My wife is emailing the resort for a crappy meal. The fish was too fishy. I had a diarrhea storm.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻は、くだらない食事のためにリゾートに電子メールを送っています。魚は魚が多すぎた。下痢の嵐がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife is sending an email to the resort for a crappy meal. There were too many fish. There was a storm of diarrhea.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻は、くだらない食事のためにリゾートにメールを送っています。魚が多すぎた。下痢の嵐がありました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife is sending an email to the resort for a crappy meal. There were too many fish. There was a storm of diarrhea.