YOU SAID:
My wife has this problem where she can't get off unless I'm dressed up in a giant Big Bird costume, what should I do?
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻はこの問題を持って、私は巨大な大きな鳥衣装で着飾った午前限り、どこ彼女が降りることは出来ない、何をすべきか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife has this problem and I dressed up in a huge big bird costume as long as the where is her, not what you should do.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻はこの問題と場所、彼女はあなたが行う必要がありますない限り巨大な大きな鳥の衣裳で服を着せ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unless my wife do this problem and place, she must be dressed in the costume of the huge big bird.
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は、これを行う場合を除き、問題、場所、彼女は巨大な大きな鳥の衣装で服を着てする必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must, unless my wife do this problem, location, she is dressed in a huge big bird costume.
INTO JAPANESE
必要があります、私の妻はこの問題、場所、しない限り、彼女は巨大な大きな鳥の衣装に身を包んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Must be, my wife has this issue, location, unless she is dressed in a huge big bird costume.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.