YOU SAID:
my wife and mother is sixty years old and smells like free cheese do you smell it
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻と母は60歳で、無料のチーズの匂いがしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife and mother are 60 years old, do you smell free cheese?
INTO JAPANESE
妻と母は60歳ですが、無料のチーズの匂いがしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife and mother are 60 years old, do you smell free cheese?
That's deep, man.