YOU SAID:
My very eccentric mother just sat upon Ned's pet
INTO JAPANESE
私の非常に風変わりな母はちょうどネッドのペットの上に座っていました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My very quirky mother just sat on Ned's pet
INTO JAPANESE
とても風変わりな母がネッドのペットの上に座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A very eccentric mother sat on Ned's pet
INTO JAPANESE
非常に風変わりな母親がネッドのペットに座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A very eccentric mother sat on Ned's pet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.