YOU SAID:

My unethical method of using this machine to get as poor of a translation as I am able is to simply speak until it is no longer logical to translate this sentence. It is likely this will never work, though I will still try it.

INTO JAPANESE

この機械を使って私ができる限り翻訳を貧弱にする私の非倫理的な方法は、この文章を翻訳することがもはや論理的でなくなるまで単に話すことです。私はまだそれを試しますが、これはおそらくうまくいかないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My unethical way of using this machine to make translations as poor as I can, is to simply speak until translating this text is no longer logical. I still try it, but this probably won't work.

INTO JAPANESE

この機械を使用して翻訳をできる限り貧弱にする私の非倫理的な方法は、このテキストの翻訳がもはや論理的でなくなるまで単純に話すことです。私はまだ試しますが、これはおそらく機能しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My unethical way of using this machine to make a translation as poor as possible is to simply speak until the translation of this text is no longer logical. I still try, but this probably doesn't work.

INTO JAPANESE

この機械を使用して翻訳を可能な限り貧弱にする私の非倫理的な方法は、このテキストの翻訳がもはや論理的でなくなるまで単に話すことです。私はまだ試しますが、これはおそらく動作しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My unethical way of using this machine to make translations as poor as possible is to simply speak until the translation of this text is no longer logical. I still try, but this probably doesn't work.

INTO JAPANESE

この機械を使用して翻訳を可能な限り貧弱にする私の非倫理的な方法は、このテキストの翻訳がもはや論理的でなくなるまで単に話すことです。私はまだ試しますが、これはおそらく動作しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My unethical way of using this machine to make translations as poor as possible is to simply speak until the translation of this text is no longer logical. I still try, but this probably doesn't work.