YOU SAID:
my underwear has lacey buts that itch and pinch my crack
INTO JAPANESE
私の下着には、ひびが入ったり、ひびが入ったりするようなレースのボタンがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My underwear has lace buttons that are cracked or cracked
INTO JAPANESE
私の下着にはひび割れまたはひび割れているレースボタンがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My underwear has cracked or cracked lace buttons
INTO JAPANESE
下着にひびが入っているか、ひびが入っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Underwear cracked or cracked
INTO JAPANESE
下着のひび割れまたはひび割れ
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Cracks or cracks in underwear
INTO JAPANESE
下着のひびまたはひび
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Underwear cracks or cracks
INTO JAPANESE
下着の亀裂または亀裂
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Underwear crack or crack
INTO JAPANESE
下着の亀裂または亀裂
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Underwear crack or crack
That didn't even make that much sense in English.