YOU SAID:
my uncle ted he is rude i fell out of a tree he no care
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は彼が失礼だと言った私は彼が気にしない木から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle said he was rude I fell from a tree he didn't care about
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は彼が失礼だと言った私は彼が気にしない木から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle said he was rude I fell from a tree he didn't care about
That didn't even make that much sense in English.