YOU SAID:
my uncle is not a secret agent therefore my turtle doesn't touch beef
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は秘密の代理人ではないので私の亀は牛肉に触れない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My turtle does not touch beef because my uncle is not a secret agent
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は秘密の代理人ではないので私の亀は牛肉に触れません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My turtle does not touch beef because my uncle is not a secret agent
That's deep, man.