YOU SAID:
my uncle is not a secret agent because my turtle doesn't touch meat
INTO JAPANESE
私の亀は肉に触れないので私の叔父は秘密の代理人ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle is not a secret agent because my turtle doesn't touch the meat
INTO JAPANESE
私の亀は肉に触れないので私の叔父は秘密の代理人ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle is not a secret agent because my turtle doesn't touch the meat
That's deep, man.