YOU SAID:
My uncle hits me, why does my uncle hit me?
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は、私は、なぜ私が私の叔父がヒット ヒット?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle that I why I my uncle hit hit?
INTO JAPANESE
私が商売に成功したのは叔父のおかげです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I owe it to my uncle that I succeeded in my business.
INTO JAPANESE
私が商売に成功したのは叔父のおかげです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I owe it to my uncle that I succeeded in my business.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.