YOU SAID:
my uncle fisted me with bleach
INTO JAPANESE
私のおじさんは私を漂白剤で釣った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle caught me with bleach
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は漂白剤で私を捕まえた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle caught me with bleach
That didn't even make that much sense in English.