YOU SAID:
My uncle beats his wife with a dead cat for video game currency.
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父はテレビゲームの通貨で彼の妻を猫で殴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle scolded his wife for a cat game currency.
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は彼の妻に猫のゲーム通貨を叱った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle gave his wife a cat game currency.
INTO JAPANESE
私の叔父は彼の妻に猫のゲーム通貨を渡しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My uncle gave his wife a cat game currency.
That's deep, man.