YOU SAID:
my trousers are too tight to restrain me from dying in a painful and upsetting way
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンはきつすぎて、私が苦痛で動揺して死ぬのを抑えることができません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are too tight to prevent me from being upset and dying in pain
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンがきつすぎて、動揺して痛みで死ぬのを防ぐことができません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are too tight to prevent me from being upset and dying from pain
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンがきつすぎて、動揺して痛みで死ぬのを防ぐことができません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are too tight to prevent me from being upset and dying from pain
That didn't even make that much sense in English.