YOU SAID:
my top hat ate my shoes...sad....i eat my hat as revenge
INTO JAPANESE
私の上の帽子は私の靴を食げました.悲しい。。。。私は復讐として私の帽子を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The hat on me ate my shoes. I eat my hat as revenge
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子は靴を食げました。私は復讐として帽子を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat ate my shoes. I eat a hat as revenge
INTO JAPANESE
帽子が靴を食いでおいた。復讐として帽子を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat ate my shoes. eat a hat as revenge
INTO JAPANESE
帽子が靴を食いでおいた。復讐として帽子を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat ate my shoes. eat a hat as revenge
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