YOU SAID:
My Toenails ate black ants all day.
INTO JAPANESE
私の爪は、一日中黒アリを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nails are all day eat black ants.
INTO JAPANESE
私の爪はすべての日は、黒アリを食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nails all day, eat black ants.
INTO JAPANESE
私の爪すべての日、黒アリを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nails all day, eat black ants.
You should move to Japan!