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my tiny pirate jumped over my woollen jumper that my young grandmother had sewn on my niece's friend's aunty's birthday back in two thousand and three

INTO JAPANESE

私の小さな海賊は、私の若い祖母が私の姪の友人の叔母の誕生日に縫い付けた私のウールのジャンパーを飛び越えた2000と3で戻って

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My little pirate jumped over my wool jumper my young grandmother sewn on my niece's friend's aunt's birthday and went back in 2000 and 3

INTO JAPANESE

私の小さな海賊は私のウールジャンパーを飛び越え、私の若い祖母は私の姪の友人の叔母の誕生日に縫い付けられ、2000年と3に戻りました

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My little pirate jumped over my wool jumper and my young grandmother sewn on my niece's friend's aunt's birthday and went back to 2000 and 3

INTO JAPANESE

私の小さな海賊は私のウールジャンパーを飛び越え、私の若い祖母は私の姪の友人の叔母の誕生日に縫い付けられ、2000年と3に戻りました

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My little pirate jumped over my wool jumper and my young grandmother sewn on my niece's friend's aunt's birthday and went back to 2000 and 3