YOU SAID:
my thing is wet and big
INTO JAPANESE
私のことは濡れていて大きいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm wet and big
INTO JAPANESE
私は濡れていて大きい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am wet and big
INTO JAPANESE
私は濡れていて大きい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am wet and big
That didn't even make that much sense in English.