YOU SAID:

My testicles have arrived in the mail today.

INTO JAPANESE

私の睾丸は、今日のメールに到着しました。

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My testicles that arrived in the mail today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日のメールに到着した私の睾丸。

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Arrived in the mail today my testicles.

INTO JAPANESE

今日私の睾丸のメールで届きました。

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Today I received in the mail my testicles.

INTO JAPANESE

今日のメールで私の睾丸を受信しました。

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My testicles was received in the mail today.

INTO JAPANESE

私の睾丸は、今日メールで受信しました。

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My testicles, received in the mail today.

INTO JAPANESE

私の睾丸は、今日メールで受け取った。

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My testicles are received in the mail today.

INTO JAPANESE

私の睾丸は、今日メールで受信されます。

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My testicles are received in the mail today.