YOU SAID:
My telephone doesn't work and I'm sad
INTO JAPANESE
電話が効かず悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The phone doesn't work and is sad
INTO JAPANESE
電話が機能せず、悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The phone does not work, sad
INTO JAPANESE
電話が機能しない、悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Phone does not work, sad
INTO JAPANESE
電話が機能しない、悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Phone does not work, sad
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