YOU SAID:
My teeth are yellow, but to you, it is as if they are melting, a tragedy, as if it were a event so horrible you felt the need to comment, as if I were not aware of the bones in my very own mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歯は黄色いが、あなたにとって、それはまるで溶けているかのようであり、悲劇であり、あたかもそれがコメントする必要性を感じたほど恐ろしい出来事であるかのようであり、あたかも私が自分の口の中の骨に気づいていないかのように。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My teeth are yellow, but to you, it's as if it's melting, it's a tragedy, it's as if it's such a horrible event that I felt the need to comment, as if I hadn't noticed the bone in my mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歯は黄色いですが、あなたにとって、それはまるで溶けているかのようで、悲劇であり、まるで私が口の中の骨に気づいていないかのように、コメントする必要性を感じたほど恐ろしい出来事のようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My teeth are yellow, but to you, it's as if it's melting, it's a tragedy, it's such a horrible event that I felt the need to comment, as if I hadn't noticed the bone in my mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歯は黄色いですが、あなたにとって、それはまるで溶けているかのようで、悲劇であり、口の中の骨に気づいていないかのように、コメントする必要があると感じたほど恐ろしい出来事です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My teeth are yellow, but for you, it's as if it's melting, it's a tragedy, and it's such a horrible event that you feel like you need to comment, as if you weren't aware of the bones in your mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歯は黄色いですが、あなたにとって、それはまるで溶けているかのようで、悲劇であり、口の中の骨に気づいていないかのように、コメントする必要があるように感じるほど恐ろしい出来事です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My teeth are yellow, but to you, it's as if it's melting, it's a tragedy, and it's such a horrible event that you feel like you need to comment, as if you haven't noticed the bones in your mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歯は黄色いですが、あなたにとって、それはまるで溶けているかのようで、悲劇であり、口の中の骨に気づいていないかのように、コメントする必要があるように感じるほど恐ろしい出来事です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My teeth are yellow, but to you, it's as if it's melting, it's a tragedy, and it's such a horrible event that you feel like you need to comment, as if you haven't noticed the bones in your mouth.
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