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My tea isn't hot when I load it into my Lincoln minivan, it's only hot when it isn't on the kettle and is on the chair I found in my grandparent's attic, isn't that weird?

INTO JAPANESE

私のお茶は、リンカーンのミニバンに積んでも熱くありません。やかんの上に置かれておらず、祖父母の屋根裏部屋で見つけた椅子の上にあるときだけ、お茶は熱くなっています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My tea isn't hot when loaded into a Lincoln minivan. The tea is hot only when it's not on the kettle and on the chair we found in my grandparents' attic.

INTO JAPANESE

リンカーンのミニバンに積み込んだとき、私のお茶は熱くありません。祖父母の屋根裏で見つけたやかんと椅子の上にないときだけ、お茶は熱くなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My tea is not hot when loaded into the Lincoln minivan. The tea only gets hot when it's not on the kettle and chair I found in my grandparents' attic.

INTO JAPANESE

リンカーンのミニバンに積み込むと、お茶が熱くありません。お茶は、祖父母の家の屋根裏で見つけたやかんと椅子の上に置かないと熱くなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The tea is not hot when loaded into a Lincoln minivan. The tea gets hot unless I put it on the kettle and chair I found in my grandparents' attic.

INTO JAPANESE

リンカーンのミニバンに積み込むと、お茶は熱くありません。祖父母の家の屋根裏で見つけたやかんと椅子の上に置かないと、お茶は熱くなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The tea is not hot when loaded into a Lincoln minivan. The tea gets hot unless you put it on the kettle and chair you found in the attic of your grandparents' house.

INTO JAPANESE

リンカーンのミニバンに積み込むと、お茶は熱くありません。祖父母の家の屋根裏で見つけたやかんと椅子の上に置かないと、お茶は熱くなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The tea is not hot when loaded into a Lincoln minivan. The tea gets hot unless you put it on the kettle and chair you found in the attic of your grandparents' house.