YOU SAID:
My sugar daddy won't give me any money to buy that new fancy car I wanted he's a douche
INTO JAPANESE
私の砂糖のパパは私が彼が潅水だと思ったその新しいファンシーな車を買うお金をくれない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sugar daddy won't give me the money to buy that new fancy car I thought he was irrigating
INTO JAPANESE
私の砂糖のパパは私が彼が灌漑していると思ったその新しい派手な車を買うお金を私に与えません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sugar daddy doesn't give me money to buy that new flashy car I thought he was irrigating
INTO JAPANESE
私の砂糖のパパは、私が彼が灌漑していると思ったその新しい派手な車を買うお金をくれません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sugar daddy won't give me the money to buy that new fancy car I thought he was irrigating
INTO JAPANESE
私の砂糖のパパは私が彼が灌漑していると思ったその新しい派手な車を買うお金を私に与えません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sugar daddy doesn't give me money to buy that new flashy car I thought he was irrigating
INTO JAPANESE
私の砂糖のパパは、私が彼が灌漑していると思ったその新しい派手な車を買うお金をくれません
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