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My substitute teacher is bland as uncooked rice
INTO JAPANESE
私の代わりの先生は生の米
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My alternative teacher is raw rice
INTO JAPANESE
私の代わりの教師は生の米です
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My teacher is raw rice
INTO JAPANESE
私の先生は米飯
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My teacher is rice.
INTO JAPANESE
私の先生は米です。
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Rice is my teacher.
INTO JAPANESE
お米は私の先生です。
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Rice is my teacher.
You should move to Japan!