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my subconscious is telling me to collect guinea pigs and use them to smuggle crack cocaine

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私の潜在意識は私にモルモットを集めて、コカインを密輸するためにそれらを使うようにと言っている

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My subconscious mind collects guinea pigs to me and tells them to use them to smuggle cocaine

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私の潜在意識は私にモルモットを集め、コカインを密輸するためにそれらを使うように指示します

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My subconscious attracts guinea pigs to me and instructs them to use them to smuggle cocaine

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私の潜在意識はモルモットを私に引き付け、コカインを密輸するためにそれらを使うように指示します

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My subconscious attracts guinea pigs to me and instructs them to use them to smuggle cocaine