YOU SAID:
my stupid friends are having stupid children
INTO JAPANESE
私の愚かな友達は愚かな子供を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stupid friend has a stupid kid
INTO JAPANESE
私の愚かな友人には愚かな子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stupid friend has a stupid kid
That didn't even make that much sense in English.